(From Thaddeus Semsel, our undercover agent in Athens, OH.:)
Hee Hee Hee Parentheses
Elmer Eggbrain and the Flying Caterpillars
Were Swimming through the Hay
When all of a Sudden Upon Them Came a Gargling Man named Jay
Jay went the way that the Others Were Afraid To Say!
Because Jay Bought the Thought that he Ought Not have Bought!
The Thought Jay Bought was to play in the Lima Green Snot
Zebras and Zillyzings were Captured in the Snot!
And now so was Jay, snot ridden in the Hay, all the live long day
Flowery pieces of Wood Opened Up to Contain Barbels!
And we hope to combine what we don’t done did balloons
Because balloons of the racoons
Make the Moon’s Goons go Goomph! Galumping away
So don’t worry about your Brains Bulky Bubble Gummy Bear!
Because all the Caterpillars cater Crummy Cakes and Nair
What a blare, what a dare, what a glare to beware…
(This has been a Parenthetical Expression)
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